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View the Timeline of
key events in the life of our Great Leader as
illustrated by Bother O'Boyoboy and Sister
O'Noyoudont. |
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Don't forget to
drop by our Gift Shop to view the lovely
collection of iconic images of our Great Leader.
Most images are available on T-shirts and posters.
We also have a selection of buttons and bumper
stickers that let you proudly display the words of
the Great Leader. |
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Hello and welcome.
I am Brother O'Brother, the founder of the
worldwide Cult of Pat. We are a small order,
dedicated to the preservation and study of the works of Pat
O'Bryan, the visionary who first conceived of the
Portable Empire. |
| Although Pat
O'Bryan does not officially acknowledge us,
we revere him as our Great Leader. In honor of
Him, we take the Sacred O' into our names.
I, for instance, started out life as Lawrence
Brother, but upon founding the Cult of Pat I
became Brother O'Brother. Other members include
Brother O'Yeah, Brother O'Kaye and Sisters O'Baby
and O'Zone.
Most of our time is
given to reading and pondering the words of the
Great Leader. We also do some outreach work at
airports where we corner lone travelers and pester
them to accept a free e-book. In addition, Brother O'Boyoboy is entrusted with the duty of compiling the Timeline, the pictorial history of the Life of
Pat. With the help of Sister O'Noyoudont, he
researches and illustrates important events
that shaped the Life of Pat and ultimately the
very future of our planet. |
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Are You Interested
In Joining The Cult of Pat?
Our group is
nondenominational, nonsectarian, nondescript,
nonconformist, nondeductible and nonsensical. Our
members agree to
• study
the words of the Great Leader
• follow his precepts
• take the Sacred O' into their name
• make a purchase from our gift shop
When you enter
into the Cult of Pat, you become an integral part
of our community. And as you continue to read more
about our cult, you become more and more relaxed,
more and more at ease, more and more open to the
idea of becoming one of us, joining us, now, you
want to join us now, you join us now and you stay
with us forever and ever and ever since you can
remember you have wanted to be one of us so you
join us now, you go to the gift shop now and buy a
T-shirt now and you can easily imagine how good it
will feel when you are wearing your T-shirt and
you are really one of us now, do it now,
go to the
gift shop now.
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grammar and numerous falsehoods.
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