| Here at the
Cult of Pat Gift Shop you can see our
always-growing gallery of images of the Great
Leader. Below each image you'll find a lovely
selection of gift items imprinted with that
artwork. Right now our stock is a little low,
but soon we'll have a wide assortment of images
and items
ranging from t-shirts for you and your dog to tote
bags and posters.
Everything you see
here is handcrafted by members of the Cult. We
work hard to make sure everything is carefully
made, securely packed and shipped fast. And we
offer a 100% money-back guarantee, so if
everything isn't okie-dokie, you can return it to
us with no questions asked!
And remember,
100% of the profits from the Cult of Pat gift shop
are sent as an offering to the Great Leader
himself!
IT'S FINALLY
HERE! The official "Cult of Pat" BOBBLEHEAD doll!
 Over
the years, the two messages that have shown up
most often in the Cult of Pat Suggestion Box are
"Get a life!" and "Get a Pat O'Bryan Bobblehead
doll!" And now, here it is, the
do-it-yourself Pat O'Bryan Bobblehead.
Download the project
by right-clicking HERE and saving the PDF file
to your desktop. Print out the color pattern onto
heavy card stock. Follow the simple instructions
to paste the pieces together and in no time Pat
will be bobbling away on your bulletin board!
The Pat O'Bryan
Bobblehead is free to all, but you might express
your gratitude for the Great Leader's teachings by
making a donation to Habitat For Humanity.
Click this link to go to Habitat.
Habitat recently
made a donation of 10 brand-new homes for native
New Orleans's musicians and continues to assist
victims of Katrina.
OUR PREMIER
IMAGE: YOUR PORTABLE EMPIRE
Even though Pat
O'Bryan hasn't officially acknowledged us, we're
sure he'll approve our us of his copyrighted logo
on our gift shop goods--especially since we
promise to send all profits to him as an
offering. This stunning black and
red image proudly
tells the world you on the way
with Your Portable Empire.
This image is
available on T-shirts, golf shirts, tote bags,
boxer shorts and much more. Click here to see
the entire selection and order on-line.
OUR MOST
EXCITING ACQUISITION: PAT X 2
This image,
known as the "Pat X 2" print, is one of the most
exciting acquisitions in our collection. This
vivid pop art print shows off the bold visage and
far-seeing gaze of the Great Leader in bold,
riotous colors.
"Pat X 2" is
currently available on white T-shirts and other
items.
Click here to see the full collection and
order on-line.
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